Oct 20

fuckblink182:

blink-182 blog

Oct 20

I really hate band wagoner fans.  Like where was the “12th man” the season before the Seahawks won the Super Bowl, or cool, the only two minutes you watched a Broncos game all season is to see Peyton throw his 509th pass and then you left, yet you tweet and Instagram and tumblr the shit out of post about him.  The so called “die hard” fans who stop liking their team the year they start doing poorly.  I am ashamed that these people call themselves fans.  

Oct 20

getsideline:

Congrats, Peyton. But 'keep away' was easily the best highlight of your 509th TD. 

Oct 19
Oct 19
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elyzeeum:

One year.
525,600 minutes.
525,000 moments so dear.
Amazing.
Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.
This is beyond perfect.

date:

 

 

elyzeeum:

One year.

525,600 minutes.

525,000 moments so dear.

Amazing.

Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.

This is beyond perfect.

Oct 19

quote One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via dorkvader)

I will always reblog this

(via moan-my-name-louder)

Number 9 is my goal for life.

(via biggestbritniall)

Oct 19

The sky when it snows is absolutely perfect. It can be 1 o’clock in the morning and bright outside. The silence of everything when it snows is beautiful. You can barely hear a sound when the snow covers everything. Just watching the snow fall and stick to the ground is beautiful. Yeah I guess it sucks that it’s cold and you have to shovel it out, but coming in from the cold and putting on warm clothes, sitting in the heat, and drinking hot chocolate is so relaxing. I miss the snow so much.

The sky when it snows is absolutely perfect. It can be 1 o’clock in the morning and bright outside. The silence of everything when it snows is beautiful. You can barely hear a sound when the snow covers everything. Just watching the snow fall and stick to the ground is beautiful. Yeah I guess it sucks that it’s cold and you have to shovel it out, but coming in from the cold and putting on warm clothes, sitting in the heat, and drinking hot chocolate is so relaxing. I miss the snow so much.

Oct 18

svensthorgren:

"You want those moments, you know? Like, groundbreaking moments really. Bottom line, I just wanted to do something completely new. For me.” 

Snowboarding: For Me Official Movie Trailer (x)

Starring Mark Mcmorris, Stale Sandbech, Torstein Horgmo, Mikkel Bang, Shaun White, Eero Ettala, Terje Hakonsen, JP Walker, Kazu Kokubo, Jake Blauvelt, Danny Kass, Heiki Sorsa and Nicolas Muller.

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Oct 17
4nimalparty:

'Splashes of Paint', United States, Colorado, Aspen, Independence Pass, Twin Lakes (by WanderingtheWorld)

4nimalparty:

'Splashes of Paint', United States, Colorado, Aspen, Independence Pass, Twin Lakes (by WanderingtheWorld)

Oct 17

backcountrysteeze:

Oregon today

Oct 17

autumncozy:

Cats in scarves in the fall.

Oct 17